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Everyone’s “favorite” Dicktator is now emblazoned on a Tee-Shirt. While the BagOfDicks Dicktator is in fact much larger than the actual “Dicktator” in real life, we think we get a lot of the details juuust right. From the orange spray tan, to the raccoon eyes, to the oversized tie and the puckered paper-thin-lips. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who is a fan of the “Dicktator" or NOT a fan of the “Dicktator"! Unlike our regular BagOfDicks.com Tee’s, this one can be worn anywhere as there’s nothing specific that identifies this as being an actual representation of human anatomy.


100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL

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#Dicktator Shirt Features:

Orange Spray Tan

Raccoon Eyes

Giant Red Tie

Pursed Paper-

Thin Lips


Are you a plain white t-shirt kinda of Dicktator?


Blues, oh we got the blues.


If your favorite color is red, we got you covered.

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